SPOOF: Owls guard transfers to UCONN
Bobby Martinez – Sports Writer After two years at Southern Connecticut State University, Owls guard Michael Mallory has decided to transfer to the University of Connecticut due to the departure of both,
SPOOF: Southern sports coaches go on strike
Aaron Johnson – Sports Editor The consensus is in. Southern Connecticut State University coaches are going on strike against the university that has continued to cut funding to athletic teams in order
SPOOF: Southern offers new language program in High Valyrian
Jess Pellegrino – General Assignment Reporter ‘Skoriot ñuhyz zaldrīzesse ilzi?’ The Southern Connecticut State University will be introducing a pilot program through the university’s World Languages department. Starting next semester, amongst classics
SPOOF: Southern will offer Hip Hop Studies program
Aaron Berkowitz – News Reporter SCSU looks to enter uncharted territory in the upcoming fall semester of 2015 as the university’s music department will now off offer a Hip Hop Studies program
SPOOF: Fitch Street Garage to be imploded for new medical clinic
Dylan Haviland – General Assignment Reporter The Fitch Street garage has served as a convenient parking arrangement for campus commuters. Nestled near Davis Hall, the garage while often crowded is the closest
Spoof: Study proves social media is linked to causing cancer
Natalie Barletta – Special to the Southern News Before you update your status and check your newsfeed, you might want to read this first. According to brand new research done straight out of
Spoof: All private Snapchats leaked to public website
Jene Thomas – Special to the Southern News As of Wednesday, March 26, 2014, any snapchat photo sent to the opposite gender will be automatically sent to all their friends. You may
Spoof: ‘Friends’ is coming back for another season
Nicole Dellolio – Opinions Editor If you could pick any TV show to come back for another season which one would you pick? Well your wish came true! Last week it was
Spoof: Students to get academic credit for twerking
Aaron Berkowitz – General Assignment Reporter The best way to keep the students engaged is to find topics they can relate to and expand on them, said President Papazian. “The university is
Spoof: New mascot makes a splash!
Aaron Berkowitz – General Assignment Reporter Say “sayonara” to Otis the Owl and “hello” to Sam the Sperm Whale as SCSU decides to adopt a new mascot to go along with all of
Spoof: Banksy leaves his mark and takes over Southern
Mackenzie Hurlbert – Managing Editor Tuxedoed rats in the student center ballroom, girls with balloons on the back walls of Earl Hall, and stenciled soldiers haunting the halls of Engleman—infamous graffiti artist
Spoof: ‘American Idol’ judges will be judging contestants for Southern Idol
Josh Falcone – General Assignment Reporter Recently, Southern Connecticut State University along with Simon Fuller announced that Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban, and Harry Connick Jr. will judge the next Southern Idol competition.
Spoof: Sage the Gemini set to speak at SCSU graduation
Aaron Berkowitz – General Assignment Reporter Get ready to shake it like a red nose at graduation this semester as Sage The Gemini, Rap artist and this year’s spring performer, is set