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04/01/2015

SPOOF: Southern sports coaches go on strike

Aaron Johnson – Sports Editor  The consensus is in. Southern Connecticut State University coaches are going on strike against the university that has continued to cut funding to athletic teams in order

SPOOF: Owls guard transfers to UCONN

Bobby Martinez – Sports Writer After two years at Southern Connecticut State University, Owls guard Michael Mallory has decided to transfer to the University of Connecticut due to the departure of both,
04/02/2015

SPOOF: Southern offers new language program in High Valyrian

Jess Pellegrino – General Assignment Reporter  ‘Skoriot ñuhyz zaldrīzesse ilzi?’ The Southern Connecticut State University will be introducing a pilot program through the university’s World Languages department. Starting next semester, amongst classics
03/31/2015

Spoof: New mascot makes a splash!

Aaron Berkowitz – General Assignment Reporter Say “sayonara” to Otis the Owl and “hello” to Sam the Sperm Whale as SCSU decides to adopt a new mascot to go along with all of
03/31/2014