Spoof: Campus ‘winning’ with Provost Sheen
04/07/2011
Stephanie Paulino, Managing Editor: Just weeks after news spread of Provost and Chief Academic Officer Selase Williams’ planned departure at the end of the
Spoof: Battle on the field: SCSU interim president on the attack
04/07/2011
Jeff Nowak, Sports Freak: Southern is getting ready for nationals in the spring, and it just revealed its secret weapon: a man named Battle.
Spoof: North Face brand jackets banned on campus in suspicion of gang activity
04/07/2011
Jeff Nowak, Editor in Chief: A mainstay in the Southern fashion world is now banned. North Face brand jackets will no longer be allowed
Spoof: Campus police ban student parking
04/07/2011
Stephanie Paulino, Managing Editor: Starting construction on new parking garages, campus police have required commuter students to find alternative methods to reach the university,
Spoof: Clubs and organizations to participate in office room selection raffle
04/07/2011
Ryan Morgan, News Editor: Many clubs and organizations on campus occupy offices on the second floor of the Michael J. Adanti Student Center. This
Spoof: Busted brothel on Fitch Street
04/07/2011
Jessica Giannone, General Assignment Reporter: A “cathouse” was reported to be operating on campus last Thursday, according to Southern police chief, Joseph Dooley, who
Spoof: Empty elevator falls five stories after belt breaks in Schwartz Hall
04/07/2011
Monica Szakacs, News Writer: A loud crash, like a bomb exploding, was heard from the outside of Schwartz Hall, according to Schwartz resident Gabrielle
Spoof: Jail ‘N’ Bail participants will actually be arrested
04/07/2011
Ryan Morgan, News Editor: Compared to last year, this year’s Jail ‘N’ Bail participants will notice one major difference. In the past, the Beta