Why we love them: Melvin Bellman, Staff Writer: Video games are pretty much the greatest thing ever, and anyone who disagrees with me is wrong. The fact that I have to defend
McKenzie Morrell, Staff Writer: Just when I thought nothing could get more disturbing than “The Human Centipede,” I stumble upon “The Clinic.” While traveling across country with her fiancé, a pregnant woman
Jessica Giannone, General Assignment Reporter: Irony: an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been expected (Dictionary.com). Or as I might describe it, “getting constantly screwed over.” We’ve all
Olivia Richman, General Assignment Reporter: Many of my friends have brought this up and I believe that it’s finally time that this problem be formally addressed: SCSU is boring on weekends! Most
Dear Dr. Strangelove, I’ve been seeing this girl for about a month now. We met randomly during one of my lecteur classes when I asked her if I could borrow a pen
Simone Virzi, Staff Writer: Burgers and sodas and extra large fries: these are a few of Americans’ favorite things. This country thrives on convenience and cheap prices, which makes fast food restaurants
Sarah Green, Staff Writer: While Stephanie Guerrera was working late to organize Big Event registration, government negotiators were working to finalize a plan to pay for government operations and avert a temporary
As most of you are probably aware the government officially shut down last Saturday at midnight. Oh wait, just kidding, stop the presses. The politicians were able to come to a last
Jessica Giannone, General Assignment Reporter: President Barack Obama: a nationally known, self-accomplished, successful public figure, as people might label him; a person who obtained the powerful position he sits in today, with
Chardoneé Wright, Staff Writer: You may have thought that indulging in some Haagen-Dazs ice cream and watching reruns of Waiting To Exhale after your “boo” dumped you was the answer to your