Top-seven annoying boyfriend habits.
1. Checking your cell phone on a date
We’ll wonder what is more important.
2. Dutch oven
We don’t think your farts are as funny as you do.
3. Video games
No, we don’t want to watch you kill one more zombie before dinner.
4. Picking us up in sweats
If we get dressed up for a date, you better too.
5. Leaving socks all over the room
Learn to use a hamper.
6. Locking the car door before we get in
It’s not that fun to chase your car.
7. Leaving the seat up
We will be very angry when we fall in.
Top-seven annoying girlfriend habits.
1. Insecurity
Zero confidence is a major turn-off; learn to accept a compliment instead of brushing it off.
2. Excessive accessories, make-up and perfume
What is the point of putting a belt around your waist?
3. Girls infringing on bro-time
We need to manage our bromances.
4. Taking too many pictures
No, we don’t want to have a daily photo shoot.
5. Stealing the blankets
Just because you hold the power in bed doesn’t mean you get all the blankets.
6. Being indecisive
Just tell us where you want to go and what time you want to leave already.
7. Ordering a salad for dinner
No I won’t share my French fries.
