1. Charlie Sheen: Two and a Half Men style, not the raging cokehead version.
2. Mike Tyson: Draw a ridiculous design on your face, talk like you have marbles in your mouth and carry around a fake pigeon—pure gold.
3. Zombama = Barack Obama + zombie
4. Power outlet with accompanying plug: this would be an ideal couple’s costume.
5. The second-most interesting man in the world
6. Any Jersey Shore character (not Snooki)
7. Seal Team 6: Who better than the Osama slayers? Find a group and some fake guns and you’re good to go.
8. Hope Solo and her brother Han.
9. Interim President Battle: be nice!
10. Magic 8 Ball: walk around and have people ask you questions, then shake uncontrollably and give them outrageous answers.